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all right uh pregnant texas woman

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driving in hov lane told police her

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unborn child counted as a passenger dig

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it that's a funny headline

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i i can see that okay

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my dog is a passenger when i was living

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in atlanta because those [\h__\h]

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traffic's

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that's the way this is the way it goes

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here in texas now so

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uh article here is uh asking is an

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unborn fiendist a human being in the

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eyes of texas traffic laws a pregnant

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dallas area woman argued as much to

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police officers after recently being

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cited for driving alone in an hov lane

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according to the story published friday

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afternoon by the dallas morning news

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uh libra reports that plano plano texas

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resident brandy

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beaton uh was driving uh driving along

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u.s highway 75 and her out to picking up

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her son when she found herself at the at

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a checkpoint facing a citation for using

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a high occupancy

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vehicle lane while in the car alone but

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she wasn't alone she did she had a fetus

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with her

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uh quote i was picking driving to pick

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up my son i knew i couldn't be a minute

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late so

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i took the hov lane

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as i exited the hov lane there was a

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checkpoint at the end of the exit i

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slammed on my brakes and i was pulled

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over by police

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patone said the officers asked her if

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there was any more occupants inside her

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vehicle i love that they asked that they

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could look in the back window i guess

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that maybe they could ask us see the

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trunk

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yeah

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ma'am how many people you got in your

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car with you right now yeah

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uh pregnant with a daughter raton told

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the officers her unborn child was inside

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the vehicle with her according to

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libert

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uh i pointed to my stomach said my baby

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girl is right here

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she is a person i like i like this look

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especially in texas where everybody's

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like oh you're gonna bear the bar shirt

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i would like her to take this to court

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and it needs to go all the way to the

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supreme court so they can litigate

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thinking the same thing dude how old was

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the was the unborn child at which point

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does it become a person this is all this

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is the one that's going all the way back

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up yeah uh the the cop replied uh he

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said oh no it's got to be two people

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outside the body

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i i don't know if that's true what's the

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lawsuit in the legislation wrong

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did she say just wait

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uh baton spoke with multiple officers

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officers over the course of her

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encounter

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uh one seemed indifferent good that's

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what a cop should say you know i don't

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you got one car and they're like this is

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fundraising back to atlanta i wouldn't

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even say here's a ticket that's a great

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excuse exactly if you're in texas

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especially you win in atlanta you know

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when the highway patrol and the atlanta

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police went out and shot radar for

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speeding was during rush hour like when

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people were going to work and leaving

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work that's when they did it they didn't

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do it at like you know 10 30 in the

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morning they did it at like eight

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seven eight in the morning

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because it's like i don't [\h__\h] care

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if you're speeding i just i'm i'm uh i'm

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a like these guys are literally highway

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robbers

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well as she goes on to say one one of

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the cops uh kind of brushed me off when

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i mentioned this as a living child

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according to everything that's going on

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with overturning roe versus wade

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quote so i don't know why you're not

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seeing that i said

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he was like i don't want to deal with

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this man it just means two persons

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outside the body but does it

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specifically say in the law outside the

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body no i i would guarantee you it

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doesn't they're making this [\h__\h] up yeah

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well she ended up receiving a 215 dollar

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citation

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and instructions from the issuing

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officer suggesting that if she fought it

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it would most likely get dropped good

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okay good according to lieber the dallas

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county sheriff's department has declined

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to issue a statement

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uh on the citation or the pregnancy

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defense in texas all abortions are now

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illegal following the supreme court's

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overruling

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of roe versus wade and pending enactment

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and pending in uh enactment of state

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triggers

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uh which were uh

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on the books there so prior to the high

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court we don't need to go over this all

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kind of stuff so

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bayton said she does not plan to pay her

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fine for the incident and she says i

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will be fighting this well good for you

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let's get some clarity this should go to

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supreme court

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you know they're going to rewrite the

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texas law

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and then they'll make it retroactive so

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she will have to to pay i don't mean it

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may already be written in such a way

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that it has to be too

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two occupants of a vehicle you know

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belted in and all that stuff so yeah

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yeah maybe something like that and

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there's states now that require kids to

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use booster seats until they're like 27

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years old or something yeah

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let's see here call to titan new zealand

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law that allows public pooing if no one

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is watching uh that's good news

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okay yeah well wait we gotta tighten

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this i thought we should loosen it up

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we'll see uh uh new zealand law allowing

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people to poo in public

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so long as they do not think they are

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being watched must be titan says a

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freedom uh camping association a men uh

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amid long-running allegations that

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campers are

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to blame for much of the human waste in

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the natural environment

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is it really that big of a deal because

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in my experience when you see like human

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crap in the woods like animals just will

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eat that [\h__\h] up they love it

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am i wrong

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no my my dog used to love cat [\h__\h] yeah

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man i got mixed emotions about this one

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it is currently enough it's the circle

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of life it is

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uh it is currently an offense to

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defecate or urinate in a public place

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other than in a public bathroom of

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course but if a person can show they

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had reasonable grounds for believing

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that they were not being observed they

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maybe may be able to escape the two

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hundred dollar fine

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uh the reasonable campers association i

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like that or the responsible campers

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association inc argues the law should uh

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also require people to show they are

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that they conducted their business

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and at least 50 meters away from a

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waterway

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or in the waste is buried at least 15

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centimeters deep no you need a jet pack

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that's what we need we need cops in new

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zealand to go around with a measuring

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stick to see if you buried your [\h__\h]

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deep enough well if you remember during

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covet it was uh in um was it new zealand

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or was it australia they were flying uh

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drones over the beach and yelling at

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people to go back inside so maybe they

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can patrol the uh uh the hinterlands and

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uh yell at people who are pooping yeah

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the fart police poo patrol get out there

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so when you when you when you dig a

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shallow trough to crap in this

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disembodied voice from above you just

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that's not deep enough

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uh the group started in 2017 to advocate

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for freedom

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campers

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of charge on public land on the basis

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that the motor camping should not be

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targeted but rather individuals behaving

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badly freedom camping has hit the

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country's headlines in recent years over

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concerns about its impact on the

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environment especially when it comes to

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campers personal waste so you got

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basically people just go out there

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[\h__\h] up [\h__\h] on trees [\h__\h]

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okay so i'm wondering i wonder if this

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is a reflection of um uh of homeless

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laws sort of thing where they're trying

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to figure out a way to because you know

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they use the term camper a lot to avoid

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that but it also sounds like people who

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are boondocking and just

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parking out on on public land or even

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private land unknown and just leaving a

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mess yeah

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in 2021 nash announced the government

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would crack down on freedom camping

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you get you got a lot of freedom campers

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there in austin don't you

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joe

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i think oh yeah they're very free

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they're very camping they're freedom

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camping they're definitely camping

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uh so they crack down a freedom camp

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including harsher fines for those

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behaving badly and tougher restrictions

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on where campers can park the rules are

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set to be introduced to parliament this

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year in time for what could be the

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country's busiest summer season in more

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than two years

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and the uh with the borders fully

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reopening to taurus very soon so uh

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watch out people i think they gotta like

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regulate the depth and the diameter of

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the hole this is gonna be great what

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they what they need to do so in

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parliament they have to come to a

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compromise they need to hire people to

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pre-dig poop holes for people

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designated uh [\h__\h] pits

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where people can hover their ass and

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squeeze one out after some new zealand

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taco bell and then you can freedom camp

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all night long well and you gotta figure

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out which of the coilers and which are

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just kind of the wet ones and all the

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stuff we need government regulations on

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the type of crap that you're permitted

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to do in a given location

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i'm curious though after a certain

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period of time you're gonna have to keep

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re-digging these holes yeah so you or

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someone's gonna have to empty them so

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maybe maybe the better plan would be to

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um to connect all these to some sort of

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of piping system and they could they

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could run that off in fact if you're

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gonna do that you should probably put

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like a roof over this hole and maybe

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maybe a a floor and some walls for

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privacy okay um and it's hard to find

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these so maybe you should put some

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lights on them which means you need to

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run an electric service out there you

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probably run some roads to it so it's

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easier to find

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so

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oh you're just building bathrooms now

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are you saying you're making a glory

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hole

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leads

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pretty much you put you put a bathroom

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in the middle of nowhere people are

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going to start using it for funny

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business all right i got to put my uh my

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gift that i made yesterday

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up on the up on the screen here

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meeting different people doing weird

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stuff

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job i'm a i'm a [\h__\h] pit digger in new

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zealand

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it's good work kiwi [\h__\h] pit digger

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keeps it's steady work

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good good benefits man yeah

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all the fun

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it's like with lawyers and and and and

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gynecologists and everything babies are

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going to continue to

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be born or even like the the the people

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who you know embalmer folks oh yeah

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blanking on the name

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it's guaranteed man stephen balmer

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yeah the mortuary technician yeah

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that sounds pretty important yeah

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a new guy who he's his whole entire

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family they were morticians

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and uh he was born into it it's kind of

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crazy

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born to touch dead people yeah

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could you imagine

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i it just it seems so creepy to me

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uh but for him it was just kind of

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second nature and uh

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yeah a good business steady business you

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know probably dealing with a lot less

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poo

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maybe i don't know i think when you when

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you die you evacuate yeah but he doesn't

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have to deal with it or she

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i would imagine you gotta

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deal with it in some way

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so if you're pumping the embalming fluid

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in do they start like releasing all the

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crap that's in there that might be

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interesting i don't know i'll see if we

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can get them on the show we're going to

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ask them all these stupid questions you

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got to put them on a tarp

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and embalm them we got a bunch of stupid

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questions to ask you about dead people

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[Music]

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we're being murdered here

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uh french german leaders warn population

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to

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gas

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so get ready for that

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uh us is paying 1.7 billion to health

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care workers in the ukraine that's a

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funny headline oh yes it is uh bmw to

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start selling heated seat subscription

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for 18

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a month oh really i signed up for that

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by the way did you really is it worth

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your is it worth it i don't have a bmw i

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just signed it to the subscription i

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just i just wanted seats i like that

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idea

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uh

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us democrats urge

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new

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650 billion dollar imf aid package on

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ukraine

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that's that's crazy

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but they're wanting 650 billion more

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dollars

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and you know hunter hunter needs money

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man yeah and then the last one here

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uh genetically engineered pig hearts

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transplanted into dead people

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this is quite the story not technically

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dead they're only brain dead so they are

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i mean to be fair these are members of

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hey i'm telling you the pig man is alive

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all right

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[Laughter]

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so those are some weird headlines and

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we'll move over and we'll see what the

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well let's see i've got uh

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rattle down some headlines here i have a

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uh a rickshaw crammed with 27 people a

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rickshaw rickshaw and there's video of

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this 27 people in a rickshaw

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what do they have ramrods

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they had a back like a ramrod a guy used

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a ram right back like a ramrod i had to

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look up a ramrod that's what you used to

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stuff

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balls doubles down a musket yeah

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and he came up with that analogy for his

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wife

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well that's what he calls it like a

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ramrod old ramrod where's the old ramrod

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set me straight

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car ram rod pedo pete and ramrod dr ram

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rod

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so i dropped that in the carrot shop

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there's video of this too oh awesome uh

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they want to get your bell ready to ring

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as they all come out okay great

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uh real-life clown car rickshaw crammed

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with 27 passengers film being stopped by

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police in india that's good news what

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was the reason

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you have a license for 27 people only

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26. is there profiling

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let's see here i'll uh break this open

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and what we're looking at here is

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a quite a small now this is not like a

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rickshaw with a like a person pulling it

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this isn't like an an auto rickshaw

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super small almost like a size of a golf

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cart and this first guy pulls out a kid

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and then there are other kids that are

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appearing out of nowhere

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holy [\h__\h] and then more like these are

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small uh mostly small people

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uh mostly i would say teenagers to a

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younger in nature

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and now uh some taller folks are coming

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out

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[Applause]

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oh my god and taller even more still

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gorgon

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bigfoot chupacabra this is crazy

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[Applause]

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they must have practiced this several

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times to see if this was possible oh my

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god

418
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holy crap

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this is like a thing of jiffy pop

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like

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but it didn't even need to be heated up

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how that i mean that can fit so many

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people how big is that thing record

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deepness right

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it is a record deep rickshaw

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some sort of quantum rickshaw that is a

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quantum brick shield you can't see the

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cut though like are there people behind

429
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this [\h__\h] thing like are they

430
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climbing out of the sewer

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they no it looks like they're piled in

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the back seat it did appear at least

433
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maybe three kids just did appear from

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the back of it like i don't know where

435
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they came from they could have been like

436
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weird neighbor kids lurking around just

437
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lurking hey getting that rickshaw but it

438
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looked like it i want to say at least 15

439
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people got out of rickshaw and it was

440
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crazy

441
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now how much

442
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did they get fined

443
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um

444
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let's see here passengers were

445
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purportedly going home after offering

446
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prayers okay

447
00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:39,279
after a holy festival

448
00:16:43,829 --> 00:16:41,440
twitter users were left bewildered as to

449
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how that small vehicle was able to hold

450
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around nine times its capacity with one

451
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writing auto driver

452
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should be awarded i

453
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i agree like that's a lot of

454
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distractions you're dealing with uh

455
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probably an additional thousand to

456
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fifteen hundred pounds

457
00:17:04,150 --> 00:17:02,160
they did like look like smallish people

458
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so uh i'm surprised the motor didn't

459
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give out it's probably a a two-stroke

460
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maybe that's what they were they're all

461
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the rest were there to help push maybe

462
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very imp impractical way of conveyance

463
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but uh they did it

464
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all right so this i do like this because

465
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it sets the the tone and say look

466
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there's a lot of these rickshaws or

467
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tuk-tuks depending on where you are

468
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in these places so if every one of them

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was carrying 27 people there wouldn't be

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so much traffic

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i get it uh this is for uh climate

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change how dare you

473
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you see greta with her her own tuk-tuk

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driving around asking people to get in i

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love it i want to see elon musk build

476
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the tesla rickshaw people are suffering

477
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that's a golf cart mike no

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all right what else you got for us

479
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uh let's see what we got here you guys

480
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hear about this story that they want to

481
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nuke people in new york oh sorry we did

482
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hear about that we spent i think about

483
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uh let's see all right let's go with

484
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this one because it's just one of those

485
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amusing stories

486
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and it amuses me and it does not have

487
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anything to do with fast food

488
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some sort of park for amusements

489
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all right let's uh let's take a look at

490
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this one

491
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oh uh

492
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man calls on tesco to change

493
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white packaging after burning his bum

494
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that's a funny headline okay

495
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my hey i'm with them

496
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let's see here a man is calling on tesco

497
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to change the packaging of his toilet

498
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paper his toilet cleaning wipes after he

499
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was left with burning pain

500
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when he mistakenly used them

501
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as lou role

502
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for days uh leon greed 29 developed

503
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soreness around his rear end and was

504
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confused until suddenly he realized he

505
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had been using antibacterial toilet

506
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jesus

507
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so for for americans this guy thought he

508
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had uh what do you call him uh not not

509
00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:20,960
baby white almost like clorox wipes yeah

510
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but he had clorox wipes he was wiping

511
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his ass for multiple days you think

512
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after the first one you would stop he

513
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toughed it out

514
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like it feels like it's really working

515
00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:33,039
it really get in there i gotta toughen

516
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up my bunghole i just gotta tough it up

517
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and he probably he probably thought he

518
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had monkey pox you know uh this stuff's

519
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been going around so he probably is like

520
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ah

521
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i'll let it roll he was at recently at

522
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an orgy in spain now i'll

523
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just

524
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let this roll for a little bit and see

525
00:19:55,270 --> 00:19:52,960
what happens but

526
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uh the lorry driver's girlfriend what's

527
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a lorry driver what's a lorry

528
00:20:01,190 --> 00:19:59,039
truck truck driver oh he's a truck

529
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driver he's a truck driving man he needs

530
00:20:07,110 --> 00:20:03,520
those strong man wipes he's got back

531
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from a rickshaw job out in india

532
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to drive 29 people in a rickshaw better

533
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wipe up

534
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well this lori driver's girlfriend sadie

535
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williams picked up the tesco active

536
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flushable toilet wipes from tesco

537
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express store

538
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uh in south wales she placed them in the

539
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bathroom next to the toilet where leon

540
00:20:26,870 --> 00:20:24,480
mistook them for toilet wipes and i

541
00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:26,880
gotta i'm not blaming leon on like the

542
00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:29,360
first wipe i'm blaming him for like the

543
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13th and 15th wipe he said multiple days

544
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multiple days i'm i'm guessing i'm

545
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looking at this guy

546
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he's a two crap a day kind of guy

547
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he's a he's a triple flip he goes he

548
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goes two or four times a day because

549
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he's a truck driver two

550
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maybe four this guy's got tiles

551
00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:51,120
he's he's eaten a lot of stuff that he

552
00:20:54,950 --> 00:20:52,400
shouldn't be eating it goes right

553
00:20:59,510 --> 00:20:58,549
uh after a a few days and multiple trips

554
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to

555
00:21:03,669 --> 00:21:00,840
the

556
00:21:05,590 --> 00:21:03,679
toilet let's see

557
00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:05,600
a few days in a multiple trips to the

558
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:08,000
toilet leon had developed a nasty rash

559
00:21:10,549 --> 00:21:09,760
he checked the packaging of the wipes

560
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:10,559
and

561
00:21:14,950 --> 00:21:13,200
confessed to sadie uh who was bursting

562
00:21:17,270 --> 00:21:14,960
out laughing

563
00:21:18,870 --> 00:21:17,280
leon says although it was a silly

564
00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:18,880
mistake to make he believes cleaning

565
00:21:23,430 --> 00:21:20,880
products should be labeled more clearly

566
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:23,440
to avoid any risk of confusion

567
00:21:27,350 --> 00:21:24,960
i kind of agree here because i would

568
00:21:29,110 --> 00:21:27,360
have made the same mistake

569
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:29,120
when i developed a soreness i knew

570
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:31,600
something wasn't quite right and when i

571
00:21:38,950 --> 00:21:34,720
checked the packaging it kills 99 of

572
00:21:43,990 --> 00:21:40,950
sadie said to me how can you be so

573
00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:44,000
stupid but i think uh cleaning products

574
00:21:48,630 --> 00:21:46,000
should have a warning label well how can

575
00:21:51,029 --> 00:21:48,640
his girlfriend call him stupid when she

576
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:51,039
bought them and placed them next to the

577
00:21:55,990 --> 00:21:53,280
toilet

578
00:21:58,710 --> 00:21:56,000
there's an assumption when you walk into

579
00:22:00,870 --> 00:21:58,720
a bathroom and you see stuff laying next

580
00:22:03,430 --> 00:22:00,880
to a toilet you assume i can use it to

581
00:22:05,669 --> 00:22:03,440
wipe with no you matter what it is you

582
00:22:07,990 --> 00:22:05,679
got anything next to the toilet eat it

583
00:22:09,669 --> 00:22:08,000
it's fair game you don't have the big uh

584
00:22:11,110 --> 00:22:09,679
rack of magazines and stuff sitting

585
00:22:13,110 --> 00:22:11,120
there

586
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:13,120
i i don't have a rack of magazines i do

587
00:22:18,950 --> 00:22:15,679
have a stockpile of toilet paper maybe

588
00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:18,960
some uh save a lots from the newspaper

589
00:22:21,990 --> 00:22:20,559
you won't save a lot

590
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:22,000
you want to clip off some coupons

591
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:23,520
different coupons over there oh look at

592
00:22:27,669 --> 00:22:24,320
this

593
00:22:30,470 --> 00:22:27,679
sale at pennies all right yeah

594
00:22:34,149 --> 00:22:31,830
that does make a lot of sense the

595
00:22:36,149 --> 00:22:34,159
pandemic of the toilet paper like

596
00:22:37,510 --> 00:22:36,159
i guess like

597
00:22:39,669 --> 00:22:37,520
why were people i think people were

598
00:22:40,870 --> 00:22:39,679
buying more toilet paper than food

599
00:22:42,710 --> 00:22:40,880
though

600
00:22:46,149 --> 00:22:42,720
well let's listen to this packaging it

601
00:22:48,070 --> 00:22:46,159
says on this package says kills 99.9 of

602
00:22:50,390 --> 00:22:48,080
bacteria that's good that's what you

603
00:22:53,190 --> 00:22:50,400
want down there it also says makes

604
00:22:54,870 --> 00:22:53,200
toilets sparkle i also want that when i

605
00:22:56,549 --> 00:22:54,880
get done yeah this is a double whammy

606
00:22:58,390 --> 00:22:56,559
that's an added bonus this is a great

607
00:23:00,390 --> 00:22:58,400
product

608
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:00,400
and bleach free

609
00:23:04,149 --> 00:23:02,559
great i don't want bleach it's awful

610
00:23:06,549 --> 00:23:04,159
it's probably on your [\h__\h] you have

611
00:23:08,549 --> 00:23:06,559
to pay for that yeah that takes extra

612
00:23:10,950 --> 00:23:08,559
that's the brazilian only gay guys like

613
00:23:14,230 --> 00:23:12,549
so all this everything on the package

614
00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:14,240
thus far sounds like a great product

615
00:23:18,470 --> 00:23:16,240
that to use and to be fair

616
00:23:21,110 --> 00:23:18,480
the package does say in giant letters

617
00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:21,120
flushable wipes yeah so that's why i to

618
00:23:25,830 --> 00:23:23,679
do those i have heb brand right on my

619
00:23:28,390 --> 00:23:25,840
toilet that's i used to that's my dorm

620
00:23:30,549 --> 00:23:28,400
next to my bed right now

621
00:23:32,630 --> 00:23:30,559
so i do the paper white paper wipe

622
00:23:34,149 --> 00:23:32,640
however many it takes and then grand

623
00:23:35,190 --> 00:23:34,159
finale

624
00:23:37,669 --> 00:23:35,200
that wipe

625
00:23:39,110 --> 00:23:37,679
yeah

626
00:23:40,630 --> 00:23:39,120
so i don't blame the guy on this and in

627
00:23:45,269 --> 00:23:40,640
fact i would sue tesco and his

628
00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:47,110
why are they not

629
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:49,440
why has no one branded them that the

630
00:23:57,590 --> 00:23:50,610
grand finale

631
00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:04,070
he's a piece of toilet paper

632
00:24:07,430 --> 00:24:05,750
they've seen more tail than a toilet

633
00:24:08,470 --> 00:24:07,440
seat

634
00:24:09,909 --> 00:24:08,480
it's true

635
00:24:11,990 --> 00:24:09,919
you have the loch ness monster in his

636
00:24:14,630 --> 00:24:12,000
toilet this morning uh i probably have a

637
00:24:18,470 --> 00:24:14,640
little bit of everything to see if i

638
00:24:20,310 --> 00:24:18,480
use it like a toilet got that one

639
00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:20,320
we got loch ness i got loch ness over

640
00:24:26,310 --> 00:24:21,679
here

641
00:24:28,310 --> 00:24:26,320
well i saw the loch ness monster in my

642
00:24:29,990 --> 00:24:28,320
toilet this morning

643
00:24:32,470 --> 00:24:30,000
well it would have been clean after this

644
00:24:33,669 --> 00:24:32,480
tesco white it was it was sparkling it

645
00:24:36,549 --> 00:24:33,679
was makes says right there in the

646
00:24:39,350 --> 00:24:36,559
package makes loch ness monster sparkle

647
00:24:43,110 --> 00:24:39,360
and bleach free complete

648
00:24:45,269 --> 00:24:43,120
take care of all those nasty barnacles

649
00:24:50,070 --> 00:24:45,279
barnacles

650
00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:50,080
sitting on there too long you're gonna

651
00:24:53,269 --> 00:24:51,760
you're also gonna get hemorrhoids i'm

652
00:24:55,029 --> 00:24:53,279
gonna get piles you're not supposed to

653
00:24:56,470 --> 00:24:55,039
fly barnacles on your hemorrhoids you're

654
00:24:58,390 --> 00:24:56,480
not supposed to flush these because it

655
00:25:00,149 --> 00:24:58,400
can really if you have a septic system

656
00:25:02,310 --> 00:25:00,159
it's just gonna clog the the raise a

657
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:02,320
good point very few uh even municipal

658
00:25:05,110 --> 00:25:03,679
systems are built for these and the fact

659
00:25:07,430 --> 00:25:05,120
that they say flushable wipes and people

660
00:25:08,870 --> 00:25:07,440
just run these down the turret so it's

661
00:25:11,029 --> 00:25:08,880
not you got to take out your toilet

662
00:25:13,029 --> 00:25:11,039
ramrod and ram those things down

663
00:25:14,870 --> 00:25:13,039
backbone like a ramrod dude i throw

664
00:25:16,789 --> 00:25:14,880
everything i throw everything in the

665
00:25:18,470 --> 00:25:16,799
toilet like you know those the masks

666
00:25:20,870 --> 00:25:18,480
that i use

667
00:25:23,110 --> 00:25:20,880
those in the toilet like after every i

668
00:25:24,870 --> 00:25:23,120
put like the plastic i'm so i'm just

669
00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:24,880
testing the system

670
00:25:28,950 --> 00:25:27,120
it is you're serious like you you

671
00:25:31,350 --> 00:25:28,960
flush cardboard down the toilet your

672
00:25:33,350 --> 00:25:31,360
amazon packaging try your dryer lint you

673
00:25:34,870 --> 00:25:33,360
name it it's all growing

674
00:25:37,190 --> 00:25:34,880
if you if

675
00:25:38,950 --> 00:25:37,200
so if you put dryer lint in the toilet

676
00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:38,960
and wait for a while it looks like a

677
00:25:42,310 --> 00:25:39,840
ghost

678
00:25:44,230 --> 00:25:42,320
oh wow that's scary can you take a

679
00:25:48,470 --> 00:25:44,240
picture next time post that instagram

680
00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:50,149
and joe are those are those sparkling

681
00:25:52,549 --> 00:25:51,360
ghosts

682
00:25:55,029 --> 00:25:52,559
are they clean

683
00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:55,039
i'm gonna have to bleach my uh well yeah

684
00:26:01,029 --> 00:25:58,400
when i do the white laundry i'll do that

685
00:26:04,789 --> 00:26:02,950
uh by the way this story and the uh the

686
00:26:06,310 --> 00:26:04,799
the rickshaw story both uh

687
00:26:09,430 --> 00:26:06,320
brought to us by our good friend herman

688
00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:09,440
from holland who is currently

689
00:26:12,710 --> 00:26:11,279
starting fist fights with german farmers

690
00:26:14,149 --> 00:26:12,720
or something i'm not sure what's good

691
00:26:17,830 --> 00:26:14,159
thank you herman for taking the time out

692
00:26:19,510 --> 00:26:17,840
of your brawling days to find this news

693
00:26:21,590 --> 00:26:19,520
i think it's his injuries healed tonight

694
00:26:23,269 --> 00:26:21,600
you can go back to get roughing up

695
00:26:26,310 --> 00:26:23,279
people on the street you can use these

696
00:26:28,230 --> 00:26:26,320
tesco wipes to clean yourself up 99 uh

697
00:26:30,230 --> 00:26:28,240
bacteria killed right there clean your

698
00:26:31,510 --> 00:26:30,240
wounds cleans german blood right off

699
00:26:33,269 --> 00:26:31,520
your clothes

700
00:26:35,590 --> 00:26:33,279
how's this end so a spokesperson for

701
00:26:36,950 --> 00:26:35,600
tesco said we are sorry to hear about

702
00:26:39,510 --> 00:26:36,960
this

703
00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:39,520
uh we make the labeling on our packaging

704
00:26:45,269 --> 00:26:42,480
as clear as possible for customers our

705
00:26:47,909 --> 00:26:45,279
toilet roll and related products are

706
00:26:48,870 --> 00:26:47,919
also in separate aisles in the risk

707
00:26:50,470 --> 00:26:48,880
extra

708
00:26:52,230 --> 00:26:50,480
uh and so there's a they're in a

709
00:26:54,390 --> 00:26:52,240
different aisle from the cleaning aisle

710
00:26:56,549 --> 00:26:54,400
so blame your girlfriend who bought this

711
00:26:58,549 --> 00:26:56,559
and put it next to the toilet hey man it

712
00:27:01,269 --> 00:26:58,559
doesn't say i can't use these on my ass

713
00:27:03,269 --> 00:27:01,279
yeah it doesn't say it and it doesn't

714
00:27:04,830 --> 00:27:03,279
say on this on this packaging it does

715
00:27:07,269 --> 00:27:04,840
not say not

716
00:27:08,789 --> 00:27:07,279
for human consumption i don't know what

717
00:27:13,350 --> 00:27:08,799
it really would say it would not for

718
00:27:15,669 --> 00:27:13,360
human use not for your bung hole yeah

719
00:27:17,830 --> 00:27:15,679
i just use the toilet brush

720
00:27:19,830 --> 00:27:17,840
that'll do it right

721
00:27:22,470 --> 00:27:19,840
i use the plunger to see if there's

722
00:27:23,750 --> 00:27:22,480
anything left plunge

723
00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:23,760
to remove

724
00:27:27,830 --> 00:27:25,279
the chunks

725
00:27:29,029 --> 00:27:27,840
and the toilet brush to scrape off the

726
00:27:31,110 --> 00:27:29,039
debris

727
00:27:32,789 --> 00:27:31,120
sure toothbrush for precision work and

728
00:27:36,070 --> 00:27:32,799
then

729
00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:38,070
oh my god

730
00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:39,760
jesus christ

731
00:27:46,710 --> 00:27:44,950
that grand finale [\h__\h] cracks me up

732
00:27:49,269 --> 00:27:46,720
they're clean he's clean down there no

733
00:27:51,430 --> 00:27:49,279
doubt about that grab your monkey pops

734
00:27:53,269 --> 00:27:51,440
off same clean they're like the same

735
00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:53,279
level of clean why did why were these

736
00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:54,559
not listed as something that new york

737
00:27:58,389 --> 00:27:56,559
city says you need this when a bomb goes

738
00:28:00,950 --> 00:27:58,399
off get your bleach wipes well that's

739
00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:00,960
what the bleach is for oh yeah kim

740
00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:03,360
iverson did say but that wasn't in wipe

741
00:28:06,549 --> 00:28:04,559
form joe

742
00:28:11,909 --> 00:28:06,559
i don't want liquid bleach i want white

743
00:28:16,310 --> 00:28:14,070
i want my irradiated corpse to sparkle

744
00:28:17,909 --> 00:28:16,320
when they find it

745
00:28:19,430 --> 00:28:17,919
you got one more story for us i know i

746
00:28:20,870 --> 00:28:19,440
got a bunch more but yeah let's pick one

747
00:28:23,269 --> 00:28:20,880
more let's see uh let me write off a few

748
00:28:24,789 --> 00:28:23,279
headlines here um

749
00:28:25,990 --> 00:28:24,799
oh that's just two poop stories in a row

750
00:28:28,830 --> 00:28:26,000
probably can't do that amazon delivery

751
00:28:30,789 --> 00:28:28,840
driver keeps defecating in the street

752
00:28:32,870 --> 00:28:30,799
um

753
00:28:34,230 --> 00:28:32,880
that always happens doesn't it seem like

754
00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:34,240
we covered it

755
00:28:37,430 --> 00:28:35,600
very often

756
00:28:38,630 --> 00:28:37,440
it seems like that's like

757
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:38,640
it's got to be on their resume before

758
00:28:43,269 --> 00:28:40,480
they're hired stop drinking coffee while

759
00:28:45,909 --> 00:28:43,279
you're driving folks can you take a crap

760
00:28:48,149 --> 00:28:45,919
in weird scenarios

761
00:28:50,070 --> 00:28:48,159
without missing deliveries um

762
00:28:52,070 --> 00:28:50,080
florida man tries to elude deputies on a

763
00:28:53,990 --> 00:28:52,080
riding lawnmower that's some good news

764
00:28:56,230 --> 00:28:54,000
on that front uh we got a guy who gets

765
00:28:58,630 --> 00:28:56,240
stuck in the stove pipe at a pizza

766
00:29:00,630 --> 00:28:58,640
restaurant trying to break in hmm what

767
00:29:03,430 --> 00:29:00,640
kind of pizza restaurant was it uh

768
00:29:05,269 --> 00:29:03,440
little caesars oh bro really yeah no no

769
00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:05,279
no move on what else

770
00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:07,760
uh we got a um a distillery that's

771
00:29:10,230 --> 00:29:09,279
taking crabs and turning them into

772
00:29:12,470 --> 00:29:10,240
whiskey

773
00:29:13,909 --> 00:29:12,480
that that i think sounds kind of what

774
00:29:16,870 --> 00:29:13,919
else what's the next one

775
00:29:18,870 --> 00:29:16,880
uh we uh the last one i have is a

776
00:29:20,310 --> 00:29:18,880
detailed video of the horizon employee

777
00:29:21,909 --> 00:29:20,320
from four years ago and he stole that

778
00:29:24,070 --> 00:29:21,919
plane from ctac and was doing loops and

779
00:29:25,669 --> 00:29:24,080
[\h__\h] so yeah i i want to do the one

780
00:29:27,350 --> 00:29:25,679
before it the whiskey i don't know mike

781
00:29:29,830 --> 00:29:27,360
what do you think yeah fine whiskey

782
00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:29,840
crabs let's do it whiskey crabs

783
00:29:38,070 --> 00:29:35,909
whiskey crabs gonna be careful with

784
00:29:40,310 --> 00:29:38,080
those uh spanish uh orgies at the

785
00:29:42,870 --> 00:29:40,320
bathrooms i got monkey pox and whiskey

786
00:29:45,590 --> 00:29:42,880
crabs crabs

787
00:29:47,990 --> 00:29:45,600
a distillery is fighting invasive crabs

788
00:29:49,430 --> 00:29:48,000
by turning them into whiskey i love that

789
00:29:51,669 --> 00:29:49,440
headline

790
00:29:53,269 --> 00:29:51,679
i'm not a big seafood guy i bet i can

791
00:29:55,190 --> 00:29:53,279
drink this

792
00:29:57,029 --> 00:29:55,200
dip it in butter

793
00:29:59,190 --> 00:29:57,039
uh yeah

794
00:30:01,190 --> 00:29:59,200
they're small they're green they're

795
00:30:06,149 --> 00:30:01,200
crustaceans and now

796
00:30:10,549 --> 00:30:08,230
green crabs are an invasive pest that

797
00:30:13,110 --> 00:30:10,559
have plagued north america's marine

798
00:30:15,110 --> 00:30:13,120
ecosystem for more than 200 years uh new

799
00:30:17,830 --> 00:30:15,120
hampshire distillery is taking on the

800
00:30:20,389 --> 00:30:17,840
problem by using them to make green crab

801
00:30:22,310 --> 00:30:20,399
flavored whiskey green crabs are so

802
00:30:24,950 --> 00:30:22,320
abundant that they are it's going to

803
00:30:27,430 --> 00:30:24,960
take a lot more than whiskey to curb the

804
00:30:29,669 --> 00:30:27,440
population but some hope bringing

805
00:30:32,070 --> 00:30:29,679
awareness to the issue will lead to

806
00:30:34,950 --> 00:30:32,080
creative solutions so yeah you have crab

807
00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:34,960
whiskey crab cakes crab bread

808
00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:38,880
crab but gin crab vodka grab everything

809
00:30:45,350 --> 00:30:41,600
just grab everything

810
00:30:48,470 --> 00:30:45,360
uh green see uh tamworth tamworth

811
00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:48,480
distillery distilleries crab trapper

812
00:30:53,669 --> 00:30:50,960
whiskey uh get some of this flavor from

813
00:30:55,510 --> 00:30:53,679
green green crabs caught off the coast

814
00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:55,520
the crabs hitched a ride to the united

815
00:30:59,430 --> 00:30:57,600
states on ships coming from europe in

816
00:31:01,669 --> 00:30:59,440
the 1800s

817
00:31:06,070 --> 00:31:01,679
here they ate tons of shellfish and

818
00:31:07,990 --> 00:31:06,080
destroyed uh estuaries and fish habitats

819
00:31:09,350 --> 00:31:08,000
so okay so they're really screwing up

820
00:31:10,950 --> 00:31:09,360
they're really mucking up the works down

821
00:31:12,470 --> 00:31:10,960
here

822
00:31:14,870 --> 00:31:12,480
why can't you just like eat them like

823
00:31:16,870 --> 00:31:14,880
normal crabs are they too small

824
00:31:19,350 --> 00:31:16,880
like if they're so plentiful

825
00:31:21,110 --> 00:31:19,360
it seems like we'll just

826
00:31:22,389 --> 00:31:21,120
fish him and capture him like all other

827
00:31:24,389 --> 00:31:22,399
crabs and then

828
00:31:25,990 --> 00:31:24,399
process where's bubba gump when you need

829
00:31:27,669 --> 00:31:26,000
him exactly

830
00:31:31,029 --> 00:31:27,679
that dude show up he you know you get

831
00:31:33,990 --> 00:31:31,039
this this mental guy from uh

832
00:31:35,990 --> 00:31:34,000
alabama and he he cooked that [\h__\h] right

833
00:31:37,430 --> 00:31:36,000
up yeah we didn't give a [\h__\h]

834
00:31:40,070 --> 00:31:37,440
[\h__\h]

835
00:31:41,669 --> 00:31:40,080
uh william robinson the developer a

836
00:31:43,190 --> 00:31:41,679
product developer for the tamworth

837
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:43,200
distillery who had the idea for the

838
00:31:48,389 --> 00:31:46,080
project said that the crabs were cleaned

839
00:31:50,549 --> 00:31:48,399
and prepared just like any other crab

840
00:31:52,710 --> 00:31:50,559
you might order at a restaurant what do

841
00:31:54,950 --> 00:31:52,720
i care they're being distilled

842
00:31:56,870 --> 00:31:54,960
make them as dirty as hell i don't care

843
00:31:59,350 --> 00:31:56,880
wipe them with those tesco flush doesn't

844
00:32:01,669 --> 00:31:59,360
the formation information from

845
00:32:05,830 --> 00:32:01,679
fermentation process like pretty much

846
00:32:10,230 --> 00:32:07,909
doesn't actually it grows bacteria i

847
00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:10,240
think but yeast i thought but

848
00:32:15,830 --> 00:32:13,360
maybe yeast i don't know what yeast is

849
00:32:17,990 --> 00:32:15,840
uh let's see here um

850
00:32:19,269 --> 00:32:18,000
how much does this cost so joe this

851
00:32:21,269 --> 00:32:19,279
comes in small bottles that you can

852
00:32:22,870 --> 00:32:21,279
order for the apocalypse you can use

853
00:32:24,470 --> 00:32:22,880
yeah for the apocalypse give me a pint i

854
00:32:26,470 --> 00:32:24,480
got a pint of crab whiskey that's all

855
00:32:28,470 --> 00:32:26,480
i've got so when people come by your

856
00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:28,480
apartment begging for something to drink

857
00:32:33,230 --> 00:32:30,480
like here you go here's some crab

858
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:37,029
congratulations i would

859
00:32:41,509 --> 00:32:39,110
sorry i would try this

860
00:32:45,509 --> 00:32:41,519
yeah but uh

861
00:32:47,269 --> 00:32:45,519
yeah yeah yeah the uh i was gonna say um

862
00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:47,279
i wonder how how many other people would

863
00:32:50,870 --> 00:32:48,880
try like if you're in a pinch like why

864
00:32:52,710 --> 00:32:50,880
not i would i would try this i'm not

865
00:32:54,870 --> 00:32:52,720
like a big drinker anymore but this is

866
00:32:56,630 --> 00:32:54,880
like so like interesting unique i would

867
00:32:57,430 --> 00:32:56,640
i would i would try some so joe what

868
00:32:59,590 --> 00:32:57,440
you're saying is you're going to save

869
00:33:02,230 --> 00:32:59,600
the pappy van winkle for for good stuff

870
00:33:04,549 --> 00:33:02,240
but uh when the in-laws come over it's

871
00:33:06,870 --> 00:33:04,559
it's crab whiskey's crab whiskey and old

872
00:33:09,590 --> 00:33:06,880
chicken

873
00:33:12,630 --> 00:33:09,600
you know i actually uh just an off

874
00:33:15,029 --> 00:33:12,640
topic story to some extent but um

875
00:33:16,549 --> 00:33:15,039
we had like an after work

876
00:33:18,950 --> 00:33:16,559
happy hour

877
00:33:20,710 --> 00:33:18,960
and uh

878
00:33:23,190 --> 00:33:20,720
there were a couple of people in the

879
00:33:25,830 --> 00:33:23,200
creative department who

880
00:33:28,230 --> 00:33:25,840
were ordering it was like oh you know

881
00:33:30,310 --> 00:33:28,240
the agency's gonna pay for it and these

882
00:33:32,549 --> 00:33:30,320
[\h__\h] were ordering shots of

883
00:33:34,710 --> 00:33:32,559
pappy van winkle like one after the

884
00:33:35,830 --> 00:33:34,720
other and we all left within like 20

885
00:33:38,789 --> 00:33:35,840
minutes

886
00:33:41,669 --> 00:33:38,799
what is pappy van winkle

887
00:33:43,750 --> 00:33:41,679
is it kentucky bourbon is is it's

888
00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:43,760
radically expensive oh it's really

889
00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:46,159
really good stuff okay it's it's very

890
00:33:49,830 --> 00:33:47,760
limited well it's it's not so much that

891
00:33:52,710 --> 00:33:49,840
as much as they yeah it's good but it's

892
00:33:55,669 --> 00:33:52,720
made in very very small quantities

893
00:33:57,190 --> 00:33:55,679
and distilled over over what uh

894
00:33:58,950 --> 00:33:57,200
12 years something like that anyway it's

895
00:34:00,950 --> 00:33:58,960
small expensive it's a very small batch

896
00:34:03,269 --> 00:34:00,960
actually

897
00:34:05,269 --> 00:34:03,279
yeah i guess if if you had to pick three

898
00:34:07,110 --> 00:34:05,279
alcohols for the apocalypse this is this

899
00:34:09,349 --> 00:34:07,120
is my this is what i'm gonna get you're

900
00:34:11,669 --> 00:34:09,359
gonna go cuckoo machanga no no no i'm

901
00:34:13,270 --> 00:34:11,679
i'm i'm not going to cucumber junga i

902
00:34:15,829 --> 00:34:13,280
i'm getting tuna

903
00:34:18,629 --> 00:34:15,839
uh i'm not getting kona or anything like

904
00:34:22,710 --> 00:34:18,639
that i'm getting white claw

905
00:34:26,470 --> 00:34:24,790
look at zima

906
00:34:28,389 --> 00:34:26,480
i've been reporting that

907
00:34:31,669 --> 00:34:28,399
crystal pepsi

908
00:34:35,430 --> 00:34:33,430
uh i'm gonna get uh

909
00:34:38,629 --> 00:34:35,440
two bottles of bullet rye whiskey

910
00:34:40,550 --> 00:34:38,639
two large uh bottles of like uh like

911
00:34:42,550 --> 00:34:40,560
gray goose or some kind of really good

912
00:34:44,149 --> 00:34:42,560
uh vodka maybe even tito's hot cheetos a

913
00:34:46,389 --> 00:34:44,159
lot

914
00:34:49,190 --> 00:34:46,399
and i need like a really

915
00:34:51,270 --> 00:34:49,200
like a third variety like whiskey like

916
00:34:52,869 --> 00:34:51,280
vodka and i need something else well

917
00:34:55,270 --> 00:34:52,879
tequila is always everybody loves

918
00:34:58,150 --> 00:34:55,280
tequila i would again

919
00:34:58,950 --> 00:34:58,160
vodka is gin for boring people just get

920
00:34:59,670 --> 00:34:58,960
jam

921
00:35:00,550 --> 00:34:59,680
no

922
00:35:14,870 --> 00:35:00,560
i

923
00:35:17,109 --> 00:35:14,880
get crab flavored vodka

924
00:35:19,829 --> 00:35:17,119
if it's crab flavored maybe

925
00:35:22,550 --> 00:35:21,430
who would you drink that nobody's

926
00:35:24,550 --> 00:35:22,560
drinking that

927
00:35:26,069 --> 00:35:24,560
they have the apocalypse that that crab

928
00:35:29,270 --> 00:35:26,079
whiskey's looking pretty good yeah it

929
00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:29,280
doesn't look too bad at that point

930
00:35:33,670 --> 00:35:31,760
[Music]

931
00:35:35,109 --> 00:35:33,680
you start that on day one as soon as the

932
00:35:36,390 --> 00:35:35,119
bomb goes off

933
00:35:37,190 --> 00:35:36,400
shove the women and children out of the

934
00:35:39,430 --> 00:35:37,200
way

935
00:35:41,589 --> 00:35:39,440
you strip naked and get clean wipe

936
00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:41,599
yourself down with some flushable tesco

937
00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:43,760
bleach free sparkle wipes

938
00:35:47,109 --> 00:35:44,720
and then

939
00:35:49,109 --> 00:35:47,119
right into the crab whiskey

940
00:35:50,870 --> 00:35:49,119
give it crab whiskey take take your

941
00:35:52,630 --> 00:35:50,880
shirt off and

942
00:35:55,349 --> 00:35:52,640
i think you could actually sub the

943
00:35:57,829 --> 00:35:55,359
bleach for the whiskey because it is

944
00:36:00,870 --> 00:35:57,839
like they're very cleaning like

945
00:36:03,270 --> 00:36:00,880
are you gonna care about your whites

946
00:36:05,589 --> 00:36:03,280
not racist folks but like you know your

947
00:36:07,829 --> 00:36:05,599
socks and whatever who's wearing white

948
00:36:10,069 --> 00:36:07,839
you gotta get it like a black hoodie you

949
00:36:12,870 --> 00:36:10,079
know what i mean and like a gas mask

950
00:36:15,030 --> 00:36:12,880
yeah should push everyone outside

951
00:36:16,710 --> 00:36:15,040
grab your crab whiskey [\h__\h] your shotgun

952
00:36:18,150 --> 00:36:16,720
take your shirt off

953
00:36:26,790 --> 00:36:18,160
wash your hands and you're ready for the

954
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:31,270
oh good lord preparing for the end

955
00:36:34,550 --> 00:36:32,550
someone needs to make a realistic

956
00:36:36,230 --> 00:36:34,560
version of that psa with with the same

957
00:36:37,109 --> 00:36:36,240
shitty overlay graphics and stuff but

958
00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:37,119
just uh

959
00:36:40,310 --> 00:36:38,839
how is that how is it actually gonna

960
00:36:42,069 --> 00:36:40,320
work you're going to grab your nintendo

961
00:36:44,310 --> 00:36:42,079
switch you're going to uh you're going

962
00:36:46,390 --> 00:36:44,320
to get your phone but not the charger

963
00:36:47,829 --> 00:36:46,400
um you're going to get one shoe missing

964
00:36:49,030 --> 00:36:47,839
the other one it's going to be it's

965
00:36:50,870 --> 00:36:49,040
going to be mayhem and you've got about

966
00:36:53,190 --> 00:36:50,880
three days until society breaks down so

967
00:36:54,470 --> 00:36:53,200
i thought about this like so it's like a

968
00:36:56,550 --> 00:36:54,480
small

969
00:36:58,550 --> 00:36:56,560
nuke bomb goes off in columbus it takes

970
00:36:59,990 --> 00:36:58,560
out a good chunk of the electronics we

971
00:37:01,990 --> 00:37:00,000
might have something up here i do have

972
00:37:03,990 --> 00:37:02,000
like it just be depending on how

973
00:37:05,750 --> 00:37:04,000
powerful the mp is i might have

974
00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:05,760
something but there's not going to be

975
00:37:09,670 --> 00:37:07,760
any internet there's not going to be

976
00:37:12,390 --> 00:37:09,680
any infrastructure i do have some

977
00:37:14,470 --> 00:37:12,400
battery backup uh i do have like a good

978
00:37:16,790 --> 00:37:14,480
get your head get your ham radio out man

979
00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:16,800
i gotta get my ham radio but for

980
00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:18,880
entertainment correction entertainment

981
00:37:23,829 --> 00:37:22,000
like i i have like a portable uh you

982
00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:23,839
know i got my nas backup of all my

983
00:37:28,150 --> 00:37:25,920
movies but i need something portable so

984
00:37:30,150 --> 00:37:28,160
i have like the uh the plex internal

985
00:37:32,870 --> 00:37:30,160
server that i could possibly spin up

986
00:37:34,829 --> 00:37:32,880
using my my uh solar power batteries to

987
00:37:37,190 --> 00:37:34,839
so i can watch star trek in the

988
00:37:39,910 --> 00:37:37,200
apocalypse uh for at least a few hours a

989
00:37:42,390 --> 00:37:39,920
day just to get me through uh the hump

990
00:37:43,990 --> 00:37:42,400
and the starvation so a few years after

991
00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:44,000
the apocalypse people find you you'll be

992
00:37:48,230 --> 00:37:45,440
like hey check it out i got the entire

993
00:37:50,150 --> 00:37:48,240
uh second season of sequest dsv on

994
00:37:51,829 --> 00:37:50,160
exactly i'm going to become the ruler of

995
00:37:55,510 --> 00:37:51,839
the wasteland because i have every

996
00:37:58,069 --> 00:37:55,520
episode of star trek the next generation

997
00:38:00,150 --> 00:37:58,079
could there be some sort of cloning

998
00:38:01,829 --> 00:38:00,160
involved here of course there is

999
00:38:04,470 --> 00:38:01,839
don't have voyager because [\h__\h] that

1000
00:38:05,670 --> 00:38:04,480
show

1001
00:38:07,190 --> 00:38:05,680
all right guys i think we got to get out

1002
00:38:09,270 --> 00:38:07,200
of here i think it's time i think so i

1003
00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:09,280
think we've ruined it all right

1004
00:38:15,910 --> 00:38:12,800
here's to the finest crew in starfleet

1005
00:38:21,430 --> 00:38:19,109
i think we'll be back on saturday

1006
00:38:23,589 --> 00:38:21,440
i think that's happening i have no idea

1007
00:38:25,109 --> 00:38:23,599
what's gonna happen then but it'll all

1008
00:38:26,790 --> 00:38:25,119
be happening though i'm sure more more

1009
00:38:31,430 --> 00:38:26,800
news will happen between

1010
00:38:36,069 --> 00:38:33,829
i do want to try the the crab whiskey

1011
00:38:38,470 --> 00:38:36,079
you can't order alcohol online and have

1012
00:38:41,589 --> 00:38:38,480
it sent to you can you i think thank you

1013
00:38:43,589 --> 00:38:41,599
some states you can say you can't

1014
00:38:44,630 --> 00:38:43,599
joe said yes like yes you can i do it

1015
00:38:46,470 --> 00:38:44,640
every day well it's texas you do

1016
00:38:48,950 --> 00:38:46,480
whatever the hell you want they have

1017
00:38:49,510 --> 00:38:48,960
drive-throughs here and uh you could do

1018
00:38:50,950 --> 00:38:49,520
doordash

1019
00:38:54,310 --> 00:38:50,960
[Music]

1020
00:38:56,550 --> 00:38:54,320
really doordash alcohol man

1021
00:38:59,510 --> 00:38:56,560
this is how people have to get like

1022
00:39:01,829 --> 00:38:59,520
forklift and uh crane lifted out of

1023
00:39:04,310 --> 00:39:01,839
their houses because

1024
00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:04,320
nobody says all right we need you to we

1025
00:39:09,190 --> 00:39:05,920
need to cut you off it's like they're

1026
00:39:10,630 --> 00:39:09,200
just it's like they got [\h__\h]

1027
00:39:12,829 --> 00:39:10,640
you know

1028
00:39:15,109 --> 00:39:12,839
donuts and three meals a day from

1029
00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:15,119
chachos yeah exactly

1030
00:39:19,349 --> 00:39:16,430
one meal is probably enough

1031
00:39:21,349 --> 00:39:19,359
[Music]

1032
00:39:23,510 --> 00:39:21,359
you know they have like uh gift cards

1033
00:39:26,470 --> 00:39:23,520
for like doordash like i've never used

1034
00:39:29,270 --> 00:39:26,480
doordash once but my my stepdaughter

1035
00:39:31,270 --> 00:39:29,280
loves it my nephew chan he loves door

1036
00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:31,280
dash i mean they're college kids

1037
00:39:35,990 --> 00:39:33,839
and like so far chan's birthday he gave

1038
00:39:37,990 --> 00:39:36,000
me like a 50 gift card for doordash and

1039
00:39:40,069 --> 00:39:38,000
he was like more excited about that than

1040
00:39:41,430 --> 00:39:40,079
any of the other presents he used

1041
00:39:43,829 --> 00:39:41,440
immediately

1042
00:39:45,829 --> 00:39:43,839
i guess it's a big deal like uh kids

1043
00:39:47,829 --> 00:39:45,839
love it and i just it's a real time

1044
00:39:49,349 --> 00:39:47,839
saver i got well i got one from work and

1045
00:39:51,109 --> 00:39:49,359
i was like i don't i wouldn't use this

1046
00:39:52,950 --> 00:39:51,119
[\h__\h] on my own and then i was like i

1047
00:39:54,710 --> 00:39:52,960
want to use this because i don't want to

1048
00:39:56,550 --> 00:39:54,720
have to go anywhere and i work from home

1049
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:56,560
so bring that [\h__\h] to me [\h__\h] what'd

1050
00:39:58,230 --> 00:39:57,050
you order

1051
00:40:00,790 --> 00:39:58,240
[Music]

1052
00:40:02,710 --> 00:40:00,800
i mean the nameless restaurants around

1053
00:40:04,550 --> 00:40:02,720
here it wasn't cha cho's

1054
00:40:07,270 --> 00:40:04,560
i thought you could say you ordered more

1055
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:07,280
more tor dash gift cigarettes

1056
00:40:21,030 --> 00:40:16,309
[Music]

1057
00:40:22,870 --> 00:40:21,040
and coca-cola and aspirin and lighters

1058
00:40:24,710 --> 00:40:22,880
and ice cream

1059
00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:24,720
and potato chips

1060
00:40:28,630 --> 00:40:26,800
and magazines you're racking it up we're

1061
00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:28,640
way past the gift card

1062
00:40:34,309 --> 00:40:31,760
they're taking like 15 trips to my house

1063
00:40:37,540 --> 00:40:34,319
he's like you're just my butler now

1064
00:40:38,790 --> 00:40:37,550
this says random magazine you choose

1065
00:40:40,790 --> 00:40:38,800
[Music]

1066
00:40:42,630 --> 00:40:40,800
here you go you got the choice of sunset

1067
00:40:44,470 --> 00:40:42,640
or uh guns and ammo yeah i'll take it

1068
00:40:47,349 --> 00:40:44,480
whatever you got

1069
00:40:49,109 --> 00:40:47,359
uh let's see i got a story about um

1070
00:40:51,030 --> 00:40:49,119
skittles did anyone pick up on the

1071
00:40:52,390 --> 00:40:51,040
skittles stories no i didn't i don't i

1072
00:40:54,309 --> 00:40:52,400
love candy news

1073
00:40:57,510 --> 00:40:54,319
all right here's some candy news well in

1074
00:40:58,950 --> 00:40:57,520
the rainbow i hate when i do um

1075
00:41:00,630 --> 00:40:58,960
fast food news so instead here's some

1076
00:41:01,589 --> 00:41:00,640
candy people do like the fast food news

1077
00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:01,599
i don't think

1078
00:41:05,430 --> 00:41:03,680
uh i think there's a small

1079
00:41:08,390 --> 00:41:05,440
like there's a tiny minority a very

1080
00:41:10,870 --> 00:41:08,400
vocal minority i like the fast food news

1081
00:41:13,109 --> 00:41:10,880
how do we get the raccoon story exactly

1082
00:41:14,870 --> 00:41:13,119
like what and even another conspiracy

1083
00:41:16,710 --> 00:41:14,880
podcast that covers fast food news as

1084
00:41:18,630 --> 00:41:16,720
well i don't think there's a one

1085
00:41:19,430 --> 00:41:18,640
we're it they also like when i complain

1086
00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:19,440
so i'm gonna complain about the

1087
00:41:27,589 --> 00:41:25,510
yeah you're bringing the reap bunk yeah

1088
00:41:30,390 --> 00:41:27,599
i'm rebunking things here so there's

1089
00:41:33,030 --> 00:41:30,400
some skittle news for you all right uh

1090
00:41:35,589 --> 00:41:33,040
taste the toxins skittles unfit for

1091
00:41:37,510 --> 00:41:35,599
human consumption lawsuit claims i love

1092
00:41:39,589 --> 00:41:37,520
that headline you didn't need the

1093
00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:39,599
[\h__\h] lawsuit for that

1094
00:41:43,510 --> 00:41:41,760
well there's more to the story here uh

1095
00:41:45,030 --> 00:41:43,520
let's see a lawsuit filed thursday in

1096
00:41:47,589 --> 00:41:45,040
northern california federal court

1097
00:41:50,069 --> 00:41:47,599
alleges that skittles candy uh which

1098
00:41:52,790 --> 00:41:50,079
boasts a slogan taste the rainbow on the

1099
00:41:54,630 --> 00:41:52,800
account of the many colors uh contain a

1100
00:41:58,150 --> 00:41:54,640
known toxin called

1101
00:42:00,630 --> 00:41:58,160
titanium dioxide rendering them unfit

1102
00:42:02,790 --> 00:42:00,640
for human consumption

1103
00:42:07,430 --> 00:42:02,800
okay

1104
00:42:09,750 --> 00:42:07,440
uh i didn't know that uh but uh see uh

1105
00:42:11,430 --> 00:42:09,760
a resident of california filed a lawsuit

1106
00:42:13,510 --> 00:42:11,440
against mars inc

1107
00:42:15,349 --> 00:42:13,520
uh the confection company that produces

1108
00:42:16,790 --> 00:42:15,359
skittles seeking class action status and

1109
00:42:19,510 --> 00:42:16,800
alleging that people who consume

1110
00:42:22,309 --> 00:42:19,520
skittles are at a heightened risk of a

1111
00:42:24,510 --> 00:42:22,319
host of health effects or which they are

1112
00:42:27,910 --> 00:42:24,520
unaware stemming from

1113
00:42:31,589 --> 00:42:27,920
genotoxicity the ability of of a

1114
00:42:32,870 --> 00:42:31,599
chemical substance to change dna

1115
00:42:35,589 --> 00:42:32,880
that doesn't sound good it doesn't sound

1116
00:42:37,270 --> 00:42:35,599
like you want that in the candy

1117
00:42:39,109 --> 00:42:37,280
and and yet people are signing up by

1118
00:42:42,390 --> 00:42:39,119
them by the billions to have their dna

1119
00:42:44,069 --> 00:42:42,400
changed by pfizer yeah exactly

1120
00:42:45,589 --> 00:42:44,079
it is like so what do you care whether

1121
00:42:47,109 --> 00:42:45,599
if you get your vaccine from fires or

1122
00:42:49,030 --> 00:42:47,119
skittles what the hell do you care

1123
00:42:51,270 --> 00:42:49,040
sponsored by pfizer just say the

1124
00:42:54,069 --> 00:42:51,280
skittles are uh now owned by pfizer and

1125
00:42:55,910 --> 00:42:54,079
contain mrna um uh modifications they'll

1126
00:42:58,870 --> 00:42:55,920
just they'll gobble those down

1127
00:43:02,309 --> 00:42:58,880
so uh after fans uh france

1128
00:43:04,470 --> 00:43:02,319
uh banned titanium dioxide in 2019 mars

1129
00:43:06,870 --> 00:43:04,480
inc said it would comply with this

1130
00:43:08,069 --> 00:43:06,880
regulation court papers stated but you

1131
00:43:10,230 --> 00:43:08,079
know the united states doesn't have that

1132
00:43:12,309 --> 00:43:10,240
regulation so just pump it in over here

1133
00:43:14,630 --> 00:43:12,319
we love the titanium dioxide over here

1134
00:43:17,109 --> 00:43:14,640
it makes them delicious

1135
00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:17,119
uh let's see let's get down to the the

1136
00:43:22,069 --> 00:43:20,240
the end of this uh let's see here

1137
00:43:25,030 --> 00:43:22,079
a critical element in researching this

1138
00:43:27,589 --> 00:43:25,040
conclusion is that we could not exclude

1139
00:43:29,270 --> 00:43:27,599
genotoxicity concerns after consumption

1140
00:43:31,510 --> 00:43:29,280
of titanium dioxide particles the

1141
00:43:33,430 --> 00:43:31,520
authorities said after earl oral

1142
00:43:35,510 --> 00:43:33,440
ingestion the observer

1143
00:43:37,829 --> 00:43:35,520
the absorption of titanium dioxide

1144
00:43:39,510 --> 00:43:37,839
particles is low however they can

1145
00:43:41,910 --> 00:43:39,520
accumulate in the body

1146
00:43:44,550 --> 00:43:41,920
mars spokesperson said in an email that

1147
00:43:46,950 --> 00:43:44,560
the company does not comment on pending

1148
00:43:49,910 --> 00:43:46,960
legislation or litigation

1149
00:43:53,589 --> 00:43:49,920
so uh it looks like uh

1150
00:43:55,990 --> 00:43:53,599
i don't know it could it could be banned

1151
00:43:57,829 --> 00:43:56,000
i guess i want to know why it's in there

1152
00:43:59,190 --> 00:43:57,839
do you think like skittles they removed

1153
00:44:00,550 --> 00:43:59,200
it from france

1154
00:44:02,230 --> 00:44:00,560
are they just saying well we can't take

1155
00:44:04,390 --> 00:44:02,240
it out of skittles so we just won't sell

1156
00:44:06,309 --> 00:44:04,400
anymore in france that's a huge skittles

1157
00:44:07,750 --> 00:44:06,319
market i would imagine the french love

1158
00:44:10,870 --> 00:44:07,760
skittles

1159
00:44:12,069 --> 00:44:10,880
they love the stuff

1160
00:44:13,990 --> 00:44:12,079
and so yeah

1161
00:44:15,750 --> 00:44:14,000
if they remove titanium dioxide does the

1162
00:44:17,670 --> 00:44:15,760
entire skittle just fall apart like it

1163
00:44:19,270 --> 00:44:17,680
has no more structural integrity and

1164
00:44:21,109 --> 00:44:19,280
it's just a bunch of dust

1165
00:44:23,030 --> 00:44:21,119
that's what uh it's what gives them

1166
00:44:25,910 --> 00:44:23,040
their their thin candy shell

1167
00:44:28,390 --> 00:44:25,920
maybe titanium dioxide okay well hey i'm

1168
00:44:30,150 --> 00:44:28,400
not a big skittles fan so uh i think

1169
00:44:31,990 --> 00:44:30,160
they can just go to hell

1170
00:44:33,190 --> 00:44:32,000
[\h__\h] them

1171
00:44:34,790 --> 00:44:33,200
i don't like it it's not my favorite

1172
00:44:36,870 --> 00:44:34,800
candy and in fact i think it's almost

1173
00:44:38,470 --> 00:44:36,880
like it is like one step above candy

1174
00:44:39,430 --> 00:44:38,480
corn in my opinion

1175
00:44:41,190 --> 00:44:39,440
yeah

1176
00:44:43,589 --> 00:44:41,200
really no i mean i don't know i'd go for

1177
00:44:44,470 --> 00:44:43,599
a skittle before candy corn but

1178
00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:44,480
uh yeah

1179
00:44:47,910 --> 00:44:45,760
it's like one would you rather have a

1180
00:44:49,990 --> 00:44:47,920
kitkat or would you rather have skittles

1181
00:44:51,430 --> 00:44:50,000
[\h__\h] a kitkat all the way yeah

1182
00:44:52,870 --> 00:44:51,440
absolutely

1183
00:44:54,230 --> 00:44:52,880
what about one of those weird kitkats

1184
00:44:55,349 --> 00:44:54,240
that have different flavors but similar

1185
00:44:56,470 --> 00:44:55,359
packaging and if you don't notice you

1186
00:44:59,109 --> 00:44:56,480
get one at the grocery store when you're

1187
00:45:01,349 --> 00:44:59,119
picking up your magazines and and

1188
00:45:04,069 --> 00:45:01,359
pop-tarts that's an abomination i'm a

1189
00:45:05,190 --> 00:45:04,079
purist same with the reese's peanut

1190
00:45:07,430 --> 00:45:05,200
butter cups they're doing these

1191
00:45:09,109 --> 00:45:07,440
abomination these weird mixed things

1192
00:45:11,190 --> 00:45:09,119
like all the mayonnaise flavored ones

1193
00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:11,200
mayonnaise uh mayonnaise reese's it's a

1194
00:45:16,950 --> 00:45:15,349
but i don't like these sneaking those

1195
00:45:20,069 --> 00:45:16,960
into the market hey make ten thousand to

1196
00:45:22,309 --> 00:45:20,079
see what happens yeah i i i i

1197
00:45:24,470 --> 00:45:22,319
look i won't i want my candy pure i want

1198
00:45:26,309 --> 00:45:24,480
it i don't want all these other weird

1199
00:45:27,829 --> 00:45:26,319
concoctions in there

1200
00:45:29,670 --> 00:45:27,839
i will take my cookies with crackers

1201
00:45:31,430 --> 00:45:29,680
though or oreos and rice i will take

1202
00:45:33,270 --> 00:45:31,440
that together there's a holy hybrid

1203
00:45:34,950 --> 00:45:33,280
that's a different thing

1204
00:45:39,349 --> 00:45:34,960
i'm waiting for cheese oreos wait for

1205
00:45:42,870 --> 00:45:41,349
let's stay on food related news this is

1206
00:45:44,069 --> 00:45:42,880
going to be bad news for both you guys i

1207
00:45:48,470 --> 00:45:44,079
think okay

1208
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,670
we'll take it

1209
00:45:58,630 --> 00:45:53,270
all right there you go some some general

1210
00:46:05,510 --> 00:46:02,150
men under 40 shouldn't have more than a

1211
00:46:06,550 --> 00:46:05,520
shot glass of beer per day new studies

1212
00:46:08,790 --> 00:46:06,560
suggest

1213
00:46:10,790 --> 00:46:08,800
man i got mixed emotions about this one

1214
00:46:13,109 --> 00:46:10,800
i do well i mean i don't give a darn

1215
00:46:15,430 --> 00:46:13,119
because i don't drink alcohol anymore

1216
00:46:19,030 --> 00:46:15,440
uh but this is concerning

1217
00:46:23,109 --> 00:46:19,040
uh a safety limit for younger men

1218
00:46:25,349 --> 00:46:23,119
is just one small 38 milliliter shot

1219
00:46:26,870 --> 00:46:25,359
glass of beer per day a new study

1220
00:46:29,430 --> 00:46:26,880
suggests

1221
00:46:32,150 --> 00:46:29,440
women aged 39 and under can have a

1222
00:46:34,470 --> 00:46:32,160
little more two tablespoons of wine or a

1223
00:46:36,710 --> 00:46:34,480
hundred milliliters uh research is

1224
00:46:37,510 --> 00:46:36,720
drastically at odds with guidance from

1225
00:46:39,109 --> 00:46:37,520
the

1226
00:46:41,510 --> 00:46:39,119
nhs

1227
00:46:44,230 --> 00:46:41,520
which recommends britons to avoid

1228
00:46:46,390 --> 00:46:44,240
regularly drinking more than 14 units

1229
00:46:49,190 --> 00:46:46,400
per week what is a unit in britain is

1230
00:46:52,069 --> 00:46:49,200
that 14 like

1231
00:46:53,910 --> 00:46:52,079
beers i mean 14 cans i don't know what

1232
00:46:55,750 --> 00:46:53,920
they do over there

1233
00:46:57,589 --> 00:46:55,760
uh so what was how was the sentence how

1234
00:46:58,630 --> 00:46:57,599
did they use it there

1235
00:47:00,950 --> 00:46:58,640
uh

1236
00:47:01,910 --> 00:47:00,960
so okay that's an equivalent to six

1237
00:47:04,230 --> 00:47:01,920
pints

1238
00:47:08,390 --> 00:47:04,240
of average strength beer or

1239
00:47:11,589 --> 00:47:08,400
ten small glasses of low strength wine

1240
00:47:13,030 --> 00:47:11,599
however those uh of

1241
00:47:15,589 --> 00:47:13,040
40 and over

1242
00:47:17,750 --> 00:47:15,599
uh can they can actually help ward off

1243
00:47:19,430 --> 00:47:17,760
heart disease strokes and diabetes so

1244
00:47:20,790 --> 00:47:19,440
joe this is good news for you you're

1245
00:47:22,950 --> 00:47:20,800
over 40

1246
00:47:24,950 --> 00:47:22,960
so it says that drinking a little more

1247
00:47:27,349 --> 00:47:24,960
can help a ward off heart disease

1248
00:47:29,190 --> 00:47:27,359
strokes and diabetes

1249
00:47:30,549 --> 00:47:29,200
you know what i i'm never going to do a

1250
00:47:33,190 --> 00:47:30,559
shot glass of beer i'm never going to

1251
00:47:34,630 --> 00:47:33,200
drink a beer again i had one beer

1252
00:47:36,069 --> 00:47:34,640
maybe

1253
00:47:37,589 --> 00:47:36,079
eight months ago

1254
00:47:39,910 --> 00:47:37,599
and uh

1255
00:47:42,069 --> 00:47:39,920
the only reason i tried it it was corona

1256
00:47:44,390 --> 00:47:42,079
with some mezcal in it i'd never had it

1257
00:47:46,150 --> 00:47:44,400
before i was disgusted i don't think i

1258
00:47:49,109 --> 00:47:46,160
could ever drink a beer again

1259
00:47:52,150 --> 00:47:49,119
i had uh over fourth of july i had uh a

1260
00:47:54,390 --> 00:47:52,160
beer of stella because uh my

1261
00:47:55,829 --> 00:47:54,400
sister-in-law's boyfriend was uh he had

1262
00:47:56,870 --> 00:47:55,839
some beer there and he was like nah no

1263
00:47:58,630 --> 00:47:56,880
one's drinking on me so i was like you

1264
00:48:01,670 --> 00:47:58,640
know like some fruity [\h__\h] there it's

1265
00:48:02,470 --> 00:48:01,680
just stella you know and uh i had one

1266
00:48:04,630 --> 00:48:02,480
and

1267
00:48:05,510 --> 00:48:04,640
it just made me bloated i didn't feel

1268
00:48:07,910 --> 00:48:05,520
good

1269
00:48:09,750 --> 00:48:07,920
it uh it just didn't sit well with me i

1270
00:48:12,309 --> 00:48:09,760
never drank beer

1271
00:48:14,790 --> 00:48:12,319
anyways i was never a huge beer drinker

1272
00:48:16,950 --> 00:48:14,800
and it just did not sit well with me so

1273
00:48:23,270 --> 00:48:16,960
you drank rubbing alcohol

1274
00:48:28,710 --> 00:48:25,510
rubbing alcohol there's nothing to it

1275
00:48:30,630 --> 00:48:28,720
yeah well that's what i like

1276
00:48:32,230 --> 00:48:30,640
you know you what you do you get your

1277
00:48:33,109 --> 00:48:32,240
your vodka you drop a few skittles in

1278
00:48:35,750 --> 00:48:33,119
there

1279
00:48:37,510 --> 00:48:35,760
and uh you got yourself a nice drink

1280
00:48:39,030 --> 00:48:37,520
yeah let's get some fruit flavored uh

1281
00:48:40,069 --> 00:48:39,040
some fruit flavored vodka there that's

1282
00:48:42,549 --> 00:48:40,079
what you used to do back in high school

1283
00:48:44,150 --> 00:48:42,559
terrible uh if you're new to drinking

1284
00:48:46,230 --> 00:48:44,160
back in high school you buy a zima you

1285
00:48:48,150 --> 00:48:46,240
drop a few sprees in there or skittles

1286
00:48:49,990 --> 00:48:48,160
to kind of fruiting it up and you got

1287
00:48:51,750 --> 00:48:50,000
yourself a great zima drink go get

1288
00:48:53,589 --> 00:48:51,760
yourself some bartles and james freaking

1289
00:48:54,870 --> 00:48:53,599
wine coolers if you're

1290
00:48:57,670 --> 00:48:54,880
james

1291
00:48:59,510 --> 00:48:57,680
jesus hey what happened to the barn does

1292
00:49:01,190 --> 00:48:59,520
barnald and james still exist if not can

1293
00:49:02,630 --> 00:49:01,200
we buy their brand

1294
00:49:04,950 --> 00:49:02,640
and their domain

1295
00:49:06,230 --> 00:49:04,960
but repurpose it for cryptocurrency

1296
00:49:07,670 --> 00:49:06,240
maybe

1297
00:49:10,950 --> 00:49:07,680
they've got arnolds and james

1298
00:49:13,990 --> 00:49:10,960
cryptocurrency exchange

1299
00:49:15,910 --> 00:49:14,000
that's what radio shack did

1300
00:49:17,910 --> 00:49:15,920
uh let's see partisan james they you can

1301
00:49:20,309 --> 00:49:17,920
still go to barrels.com and they sell

1302
00:49:22,870 --> 00:49:20,319
white cloth trash so

1303
00:49:25,109 --> 00:49:22,880
arnolds and james yeah i mean

1304
00:49:27,190 --> 00:49:25,119
they're like the crystal clear you

1305
00:49:28,630 --> 00:49:27,200
remember that soda

1306
00:49:33,510 --> 00:49:28,640
crystal pepsi

1307
00:49:35,750 --> 00:49:33,520
clear soda and it was like all the rage

1308
00:49:37,990 --> 00:49:35,760
for during the same time

1309
00:49:39,750 --> 00:49:38,000
it's still around but it's very like the

1310
00:49:42,390 --> 00:49:39,760
kroger brand or something

1311
00:49:44,470 --> 00:49:42,400
no it was uh it was like a nationwide

1312
00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:44,480
brand and it wasn't booze it was more

1313
00:49:49,750 --> 00:49:46,160
just like a refreshing

1314
00:49:53,190 --> 00:49:50,950
wow

1315
00:49:55,510 --> 00:49:53,200
yeah and what are bartles and james up

1316
00:49:56,470 --> 00:49:55,520
to these days maybe they were at january

1317
00:50:02,790 --> 00:49:56,480
6th

1318
00:50:07,349 --> 00:50:04,710
um no if you go to their website barrels

1319
00:50:08,790 --> 00:50:07,359
james.com j-a-y-a-m-e-s

1320
00:50:10,230 --> 00:50:08,800
um

1321
00:50:12,549 --> 00:50:10,240
it looks like they're they're marketing

1322
00:50:14,710 --> 00:50:12,559
their uh uh wine coolers is basically

1323
00:50:15,589 --> 00:50:14,720
white cloth stuff so

1324
00:50:16,790 --> 00:50:15,599
okay

1325
00:50:19,910 --> 00:50:16,800
because they're sticking up with the

1326
00:50:22,950 --> 00:50:21,910
oh one more story over there crashing

1327
00:50:24,309 --> 00:50:22,960
all right let's see what else i got here

1328
00:50:26,870 --> 00:50:24,319
i'll rattle off a few more here for you

1329
00:50:28,309 --> 00:50:26,880
guys um got a business owner who's upset

1330
00:50:30,470 --> 00:50:28,319
because he uses a version of joe's

1331
00:50:32,309 --> 00:50:30,480
favorite epithet and um

1332
00:50:33,349 --> 00:50:32,319
people don't like when you people use

1333
00:50:34,710 --> 00:50:33,359
the r word even though he doesn't

1334
00:50:36,549 --> 00:50:34,720
actually use the r word but they get

1335
00:50:38,790 --> 00:50:36,559
upset about it okay

1336
00:50:40,790 --> 00:50:38,800
uh the one maybe this one mike this one

1337
00:50:42,390 --> 00:50:40,800
uh from your old stomping grounds in

1338
00:50:45,430 --> 00:50:42,400
arizona that people are yelling at

1339
00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:45,440
tourists oh okay that's good news

1340
00:50:50,309 --> 00:50:46,720
finally i have a story about a guy who

1341
00:50:52,470 --> 00:50:50,319
pushed a peanut up pike's peak

1342
00:50:53,910 --> 00:50:52,480
that's some good news on that front it

1343
00:50:55,510 --> 00:50:53,920
is some good news in that front because

1344
00:50:57,430 --> 00:50:55,520
i've been always curious about who was

1345
00:50:58,870 --> 00:50:57,440
going to do that and some finally

1346
00:51:01,030 --> 00:50:58,880
someone did it all right i'll give you

1347
00:51:04,390 --> 00:51:01,040
that story so not only did this guy do

1348
00:51:07,270 --> 00:51:04,400
it he's not the first person

1349
00:51:09,670 --> 00:51:07,280
nor is he the second person or the third

1350
00:51:11,109 --> 00:51:09,680
so apparently this is a thing

1351
00:51:13,030 --> 00:51:11,119
okay i didn't realize this is the thing

1352
00:51:14,069 --> 00:51:13,040
but here everyone can do this i suppose

1353
00:51:16,630 --> 00:51:14,079
so

1354
00:51:19,430 --> 00:51:16,640
uh callaway colorado springs man becomes

1355
00:51:22,150 --> 00:51:19,440
fourth person to push a peanut

1356
00:51:25,190 --> 00:51:22,160
up pike's peak with his nose that's a

1357
00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:25,200
huge piece of news

1358
00:51:29,990 --> 00:51:27,760
and uh we're looking at this guy

1359
00:51:32,710 --> 00:51:30,000
he's got goggles on and then what looks

1360
00:51:35,750 --> 00:51:32,720
to be like a duct tape shovel

1361
00:51:38,069 --> 00:51:35,760
around his nose spoon taped to his nose

1362
00:51:41,030 --> 00:51:38,079
he's got like yeah like a spoon duct

1363
00:51:43,270 --> 00:51:41,040
tape to his nose which i'm assuming is

1364
00:51:45,430 --> 00:51:43,280
carrying the peanut i mean look at that

1365
00:51:48,710 --> 00:51:45,440
face it's ridiculous what he's wearing

1366
00:51:51,109 --> 00:51:48,720
it must be very difficult to breathe

1367
00:51:53,589 --> 00:51:51,119
so colorado springs man has successfully

1368
00:51:56,549 --> 00:51:53,599
pushed a peanut all the way up to the

1369
00:51:58,870 --> 00:51:56,559
summit of pike's peak with his nose bob

1370
00:52:00,630 --> 00:51:58,880
salem 53 reached the top of pike's peak

1371
00:52:03,109 --> 00:52:00,640
friday morning he broke the previous

1372
00:52:05,190 --> 00:52:03,119
verified record for the fee completing

1373
00:52:08,470 --> 00:52:05,200
the uh austria's

1374
00:52:10,950 --> 00:52:08,480
audacious task or odd date yeah

1375
00:52:12,870 --> 00:52:10,960
audacious audacious task

1376
00:52:15,270 --> 00:52:12,880
in seven days

1377
00:52:17,750 --> 00:52:15,280
uh the record previously was arduous was

1378
00:52:22,230 --> 00:52:17,760
the term yeah arduous i'm sorry i failed

1379
00:52:25,190 --> 00:52:23,589
um

1380
00:52:27,190 --> 00:52:25,200
let's see so he's the fourth person to

1381
00:52:29,109 --> 00:52:27,200
do this he beat the other guy

1382
00:52:32,390 --> 00:52:29,119
uh to avoid the heat and distraction

1383
00:52:33,670 --> 00:52:32,400
salem said he did most of his pushing

1384
00:52:36,390 --> 00:52:33,680
after dark

1385
00:52:38,309 --> 00:52:36,400
uh quote when i did it in the daylight

1386
00:52:41,750 --> 00:52:38,319
and when i did it in the daylight and

1387
00:52:44,230 --> 00:52:41,760
stuff i'd have to stop every 10 minutes

1388
00:52:46,150 --> 00:52:44,240
i like how they left that in and stuff

1389
00:52:48,150 --> 00:52:46,160
when i did it in the daylight in stuff

1390
00:52:49,109 --> 00:52:48,160
like there's things

1391
00:52:50,390 --> 00:52:49,119
other things

1392
00:52:51,750 --> 00:52:50,400
other lighting

1393
00:52:53,750 --> 00:52:51,760
scenarios

1394
00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:53,760
other than daylight it's it it's like

1395
00:52:58,230 --> 00:52:55,760
mick west he's yeah

1396
00:52:59,990 --> 00:52:58,240
yeah they're experts on stuff he used to

1397
00:53:02,630 --> 00:53:00,000
believe in stuff that he no longer

1398
00:53:03,589 --> 00:53:02,640
believes in the stuff and stuff and this

1399
00:53:05,270 --> 00:53:03,599
guy

1400
00:53:07,270 --> 00:53:05,280
when he was in the daylight and stuff

1401
00:53:09,829 --> 00:53:07,280
you'd have to stop every 10 minutes five

1402
00:53:12,470 --> 00:53:09,839
minutes and take some pictures talk to

1403
00:53:14,950 --> 00:53:12,480
some people and do all that kind of

1404
00:53:17,270 --> 00:53:14,960
stuff so it kind of dragged out the trip

1405
00:53:18,630 --> 00:53:17,280
a little bit he said

1406
00:53:19,750 --> 00:53:18,640
you think he was blocking traffic

1407
00:53:22,309 --> 00:53:19,760
because he's crawling on his hands and

1408
00:53:24,150 --> 00:53:22,319
knees up up the road he was doing too

1409
00:53:26,950 --> 00:53:24,160
much stuff during the day so he had to

1410
00:53:29,270 --> 00:53:26,960
push the peanut up the trail at night

1411
00:53:30,950 --> 00:53:29,280
you gotta prioritize your stuff because

1412
00:53:33,430 --> 00:53:30,960
of stuff

1413
00:53:35,190 --> 00:53:33,440
uh he estimates that he used nearly two

1414
00:53:37,190 --> 00:53:35,200
dozen peanuts throughout the week what

1415
00:53:38,150 --> 00:53:37,200
do you mean by used keep reading next

1416
00:53:40,390 --> 00:53:38,160
one

1417
00:53:42,150 --> 00:53:40,400
some fell into cracks between the rocks

1418
00:53:44,230 --> 00:53:42,160
on the trail and he wasn't able to

1419
00:53:46,470 --> 00:53:44,240
retrieve them this is what

1420
00:53:49,190 --> 00:53:46,480
snorted them it's not that he didn't

1421
00:53:50,790 --> 00:53:49,200
push the same peanut this is [\h__\h]

1422
00:53:52,069 --> 00:53:50,800
then yeah take this record away from

1423
00:53:53,829 --> 00:53:52,079
this dude because he would be like oh

1424
00:53:54,950 --> 00:53:53,839
peanut fell in a crack i just started no

1425
00:53:56,710 --> 00:53:54,960
you go back down the bottom of the hill

1426
00:53:57,829 --> 00:53:56,720
you start again bringing it with you

1427
00:53:59,349 --> 00:53:57,839
they'll get you yeah i mean they got

1428
00:54:02,069 --> 00:53:59,359
those trunks they love peanuts they'll

1429
00:54:04,230 --> 00:54:02,079
fetch it for you sister fists would not

1430
00:54:06,069 --> 00:54:04,240
tolerate this is a [\h__\h] challenge

1431
00:54:07,829 --> 00:54:06,079
then like then that means i could just

1432
00:54:10,390 --> 00:54:07,839
lug a whole carton

1433
00:54:12,309 --> 00:54:10,400
of peanuts i'll hire a sherpa to carry

1434
00:54:13,829 --> 00:54:12,319
my peanuts for me

1435
00:54:15,990 --> 00:54:13,839
go one step further mike here's what you

1436
00:54:17,910 --> 00:54:16,000
do you fill a truck with peanuts and you

1437
00:54:19,670 --> 00:54:17,920
just let them pour as you race up the

1438
00:54:21,589 --> 00:54:19,680
hill you're like look i did i pushed

1439
00:54:22,950 --> 00:54:21,599
peanuts up the hill technically in less

1440
00:54:24,710 --> 00:54:22,960
than 20 minutes

1441
00:54:26,549 --> 00:54:24,720
i have to do it

1442
00:54:28,470 --> 00:54:26,559
uh well starting out the plan was for

1443
00:54:30,630 --> 00:54:28,480
someone to go along with salem to carry

1444
00:54:31,910 --> 00:54:30,640
his backpack and supplies a bachelor's

1445
00:54:35,190 --> 00:54:31,920
degree peanuts

1446
00:54:36,870 --> 00:54:35,200
yeah it was the sherpas personal sherpa

1447
00:54:39,510 --> 00:54:36,880
all you have in here is peanuts what the

1448
00:54:40,789 --> 00:54:39,520
hell

1449
00:54:42,789 --> 00:54:40,799
he's going to use peanuts for everything

1450
00:54:43,829 --> 00:54:42,799
his camping supplies his toilet paper

1451
00:54:46,950 --> 00:54:43,839
everything

1452
00:54:48,309 --> 00:54:46,960
only peanuts 100 peanuts

1453
00:54:50,069 --> 00:54:48,319
um

1454
00:54:51,910 --> 00:54:50,079
so he hires some guy to carry his

1455
00:54:53,109 --> 00:54:51,920
backpack and supplies uh that fell

1456
00:54:55,430 --> 00:54:53,119
through though

1457
00:54:57,750 --> 00:54:55,440
so he fell through a crack too so he did

1458
00:54:59,270 --> 00:54:57,760
the entire trip by himself hiking

1459
00:55:01,990 --> 00:54:59,280
uh away

1460
00:55:04,630 --> 00:55:02,000
hiking aways and leaving his backpack as

1461
00:55:07,030 --> 00:55:04,640
far as he could make it turning around

1462
00:55:08,870 --> 00:55:07,040
and then doing the trip up again with

1463
00:55:10,390 --> 00:55:08,880
his peanut

1464
00:55:11,829 --> 00:55:10,400
i don't get it so he walked up with his

1465
00:55:14,230 --> 00:55:11,839
supplies

1466
00:55:16,230 --> 00:55:14,240
then turn around to get his peanut that

1467
00:55:17,829 --> 00:55:16,240
he left behind and then walk back up

1468
00:55:18,829 --> 00:55:17,839
like he couldn't carry the peanut at the

1469
00:55:21,270 --> 00:55:18,839
same

1470
00:55:23,109 --> 00:55:21,280
time probably because he you know with

1471
00:55:24,309 --> 00:55:23,119
his shovel on his face

1472
00:55:26,630 --> 00:55:24,319
remember he's pushing the peanut with

1473
00:55:28,630 --> 00:55:26,640
his nose

1474
00:55:29,910 --> 00:55:28,640
so he couldn't carry a backpack and all

1475
00:55:32,630 --> 00:55:29,920
that stuff with him but why wouldn't he

1476
00:55:34,549 --> 00:55:32,640
just put that on a little uh

1477
00:55:36,710 --> 00:55:34,559
traverse behind him yeah

1478
00:55:38,470 --> 00:55:36,720
he could have got like a peanut dolly

1479
00:55:41,589 --> 00:55:38,480
uh but he didn't do it but he goes on to

1480
00:55:43,510 --> 00:55:41,599
say quote i don't feel sore or anything

1481
00:55:45,349 --> 00:55:43,520
but i lost some weight

1482
00:55:47,670 --> 00:55:45,359
and stuff i didn't i don't feel sore and

1483
00:55:50,549 --> 00:55:47,680
stuff or anything but i lost some weight

1484
00:55:52,630 --> 00:55:50,559
same instead my muscles are fine it was

1485
00:55:54,789 --> 00:55:52,640
just doing the back and forth that

1486
00:55:57,589 --> 00:55:54,799
really took it out of me

1487
00:56:01,030 --> 00:55:57,599
uh salem said uh he ate peanuts pop

1488
00:56:02,549 --> 00:56:01,040
tarts bananas and crackers for fuel

1489
00:56:04,069 --> 00:56:02,559
so he

1490
00:56:05,589 --> 00:56:04,079
he had a whole variety of stuff that he

1491
00:56:07,510 --> 00:56:05,599
took with him so yeah but

1492
00:56:08,549 --> 00:56:07,520
he said

1493
00:56:12,150 --> 00:56:08,559
tickets

1494
00:56:16,069 --> 00:56:12,160
and chewing tobacco and hot pockets and

1495
00:56:18,549 --> 00:56:16,079
honey buns and coffee and gatorade and

1496
00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:18,559
coca-cola and aspirin

1497
00:56:22,470 --> 00:56:19,920
and lighters

1498
00:56:24,230 --> 00:56:22,480
lighters like ice cream and magazines

1499
00:56:26,630 --> 00:56:24,240
and potato chips

1500
00:56:28,870 --> 00:56:26,640
and magazines

1501
00:56:30,309 --> 00:56:28,880
that's a lot to take up pikes peak

1502
00:56:32,390 --> 00:56:30,319
but that's what he was eating it's

1503
00:56:34,150 --> 00:56:32,400
terrible um

1504
00:56:36,069 --> 00:56:34,160
so he says he did this for seven days

1505
00:56:38,230 --> 00:56:36,079
and he said he ate peanuts pop tarts

1506
00:56:39,829 --> 00:56:38,240
bananas and crackers that's like the

1507
00:56:41,910 --> 00:56:39,839
stuff like a 12 year old eats when you

1508
00:56:43,829 --> 00:56:41,920
leave him home for the weekend exactly

1509
00:56:44,710 --> 00:56:43,839
he's eating like a grade school sack

1510
00:56:46,549 --> 00:56:44,720
lunch

1511
00:56:48,950 --> 00:56:46,559
on the way up to pike's peak

1512
00:56:50,789 --> 00:56:48,960
meanwhile his son declared himself as

1513
00:56:52,870 --> 00:56:50,799
trans and they haven't spoken in nine

1514
00:56:54,630 --> 00:56:52,880
years oh i say okay

1515
00:56:56,150 --> 00:56:54,640
well he said the hardest part was uh

1516
00:56:58,470 --> 00:56:56,160
dehydration well he didn't take any

1517
00:56:59,750 --> 00:56:58,480
sunny d or his juice boxes

1518
00:57:02,870 --> 00:56:59,760
he forgot to take water he just had

1519
00:57:05,030 --> 00:57:02,880
peanuts and and pop tarts and honey

1520
00:57:05,990 --> 00:57:05,040
all my juice boxes got crushed on the

1521
00:57:06,950 --> 00:57:06,000
way up

1522
00:57:11,109 --> 00:57:06,960
lighters

1523
00:57:12,630 --> 00:57:11,119
maggie's capri sun staff my capri suns

1524
00:57:14,549 --> 00:57:12,640
uh as he finished the track a

1525
00:57:16,069 --> 00:57:14,559
representative from the city

1526
00:57:19,510 --> 00:57:16,079
of uh

1527
00:57:22,150 --> 00:57:19,520
manitou springs gave salem a jewelry box

1528
00:57:24,069 --> 00:57:22,160
to house his final peanut

1529
00:57:25,190 --> 00:57:24,079
he also got two plaques commemorating

1530
00:57:27,670 --> 00:57:25,200
his effort

1531
00:57:31,030 --> 00:57:27,680
see them says he's ready for a shower

1532
00:57:34,230 --> 00:57:32,230
all right

1533
00:57:35,670 --> 00:57:34,240
the picture that you had up earlier at

1534
00:57:36,950 --> 00:57:35,680
the top of the article is you can see

1535
00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:36,960
he's holding a little jewelry box with

1536
00:57:41,030 --> 00:57:38,799
his peanuts in there it almost was like

1537
00:57:42,630 --> 00:57:41,040
two shriveled you know testicles that he

1538
00:57:47,589 --> 00:57:42,640
cut off a bowl or something it does it

1539
00:57:49,829 --> 00:57:48,710
there you go if you have nothing to do

1540
00:57:51,829 --> 00:57:49,839
this weekend you can try to beat this

1541
00:57:54,150 --> 00:57:51,839
guy's record pushing a peanut up a hill

1542
00:57:55,589 --> 00:57:54,160
he did though you can't i've never done

1543
00:57:57,510 --> 00:57:55,599
that i mean this is quite an

1544
00:58:00,549 --> 00:57:57,520
accomplishment

1545
00:58:01,990 --> 00:58:00,559
he did something with his life yeah it's

1546
00:58:04,470 --> 00:58:02,000
winter

1547
00:58:07,109 --> 00:58:04,480
yeah it's like putting your kd ratio in

1548
00:58:09,589 --> 00:58:07,119
call of duty on your gravestone

1549
00:58:12,710 --> 00:58:09,599
no wonder his sherpa fell through

1550
00:58:13,990 --> 00:58:12,720
he's like you want me to do what now no

1551
00:58:15,750 --> 00:58:14,000
joe do you know if someone actually did

1552
00:58:17,190 --> 00:58:15,760
that in real life but they're katy no i

1553
00:58:18,870 --> 00:58:17,200
just keep thinking about it because

1554
00:58:19,990 --> 00:58:18,880
people are so obsessed with it it's

1555
00:58:21,670 --> 00:58:20,000
ridiculous

1556
00:58:22,789 --> 00:58:21,680
but this peanut thing it's the same

1557
00:58:23,829 --> 00:58:22,799
thing it's like

1558
00:58:25,270 --> 00:58:23,839
okay

1559
00:58:27,109 --> 00:58:25,280
i mean i get the same [\h__\h] from a

1560
00:58:29,430 --> 00:58:27,119
marathon like i have one of my friends

1561
00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:29,440
is like so you paid over a hundred

1562
00:58:34,630 --> 00:58:32,720
dollars to run 26 miles like that seems

1563
00:58:37,190 --> 00:58:34,640
like the opposite direction the money

1564
00:58:39,270 --> 00:58:37,200
should go yeah pay me

1565
00:58:40,150 --> 00:58:39,280
i'll run give me money

1566
00:58:45,349 --> 00:58:40,160
you know

1567
00:58:50,309 --> 00:58:47,990
all right so joe what is your kd ratio

1568
00:58:52,470 --> 00:58:50,319
yeah i want people want to know oh man

1569
00:58:53,910 --> 00:58:52,480
i'm battlefield 6. call of duty it's

1570
00:58:57,829 --> 00:58:53,920
pretty damn high man don't believe

1571
00:58:59,270 --> 00:58:57,839
there's 7.6 some maps i'm not like 12

1572
00:59:02,150 --> 00:58:59,280
positive i'm not sure what these numbers

1573
00:59:04,950 --> 00:59:02,160
mean so two

1574
00:59:08,390 --> 00:59:04,960
so if you if you have like 10 kills and

1575
00:59:11,349 --> 00:59:08,400
10 deaths you're at a 1.0 ratio

1576
00:59:13,670 --> 00:59:11,359
oh i see you're saying even steven

1577
00:59:16,150 --> 00:59:13,680
even so i've got like 12s on some of

1578
00:59:17,990 --> 00:59:16,160
these maps and it's funny because you're

1579
00:59:19,990 --> 00:59:18,000
like 40 years old and it's like yeah and

1580
00:59:22,470 --> 00:59:20,000
i'm mopping the floor with you [\h__\h]

1581
00:59:24,069 --> 00:59:22,480
yeah and i can drink alcohol

1582
00:59:26,230 --> 00:59:24,079
they want me i can stay out as late as i

1583
00:59:28,069 --> 00:59:26,240
want man this is the thing it's like

1584
00:59:30,470 --> 00:59:28,079
when people say [\h__\h] like that i'm like

1585
00:59:32,549 --> 00:59:30,480
oh yeah because when i turned 30 i

1586
00:59:34,470 --> 00:59:32,559
stopped listening to music

1587
00:59:35,589 --> 00:59:34,480
because you know you're too old for your

1588
00:59:37,270 --> 00:59:35,599
hobbies

1589
00:59:39,589 --> 00:59:37,280
your kids are soft

1590
00:59:42,549 --> 00:59:39,599
when i turned when i turned 25 i had to

1591
00:59:44,950 --> 00:59:42,559
stop playing chess or cello

1592
00:59:45,829 --> 00:59:44,960
because you know that's what kids do

1593
00:59:48,150 --> 00:59:45,839
yeah

1594
00:59:49,349 --> 00:59:48,160
i still listen to music i stopped riding

1595
00:59:53,270 --> 00:59:49,359
a bike

1596
00:59:54,470 --> 00:59:53,280
it's like i hate that [\h__\h] [\h__\h] but

1597
00:59:56,069 --> 00:59:54,480
it's always coming from these little

1598
00:59:57,109 --> 00:59:56,079
[\h__\h] that i'm mopping the floor with

1599
00:59:58,950 --> 00:59:57,119
so

1600
01:00:00,150 --> 00:59:58,960
really found one of your buttons to push

1601
01:00:02,150 --> 01:00:00,160
yeah jesus

1602
01:00:03,750 --> 01:00:02,160
13 year olds start talking drastic joe

1603
01:00:05,670 --> 01:00:03,760
on call of duty i don't have friends

1604
01:00:07,910 --> 01:00:05,680
okay this is all i got

1605
01:00:10,549 --> 01:00:07,920
because harassing

1606
01:00:12,950 --> 01:00:10,559
pre-pubescent kids call of duty

1607
01:00:14,549 --> 01:00:12,960
i i actually asked a couple of kids who

1608
01:00:15,910 --> 01:00:14,559
are just mouthing off and swearing i was

1609
01:00:17,430 --> 01:00:15,920
like put your put your parents on the

1610
01:00:19,109 --> 01:00:17,440
phone do you have parents

1611
01:00:20,789 --> 01:00:19,119
put them on put them on their speakers i

1612
01:00:22,950 --> 01:00:20,799
want to talk to them because they're

1613
01:00:24,390 --> 01:00:22,960
like you know it's like it's an nc 17

1614
01:00:26,710 --> 01:00:24,400
game or whatever the [\h__\h] it is it's

1615
01:00:29,990 --> 01:00:26,720
like it's like adult games whatever that

1616
01:00:33,190 --> 01:00:30,000
rating is yes whatever the [\h__\h] and it's

1617
01:00:35,430 --> 01:00:33,200
like these people are clearly like seven

1618
01:00:37,190 --> 01:00:35,440
it's like so your parents are [\h__\h]

1619
01:00:39,030 --> 01:00:37,200
it's like yeah i don't mind you coming

1620
01:00:40,549 --> 01:00:39,040
on but if you're gonna behave this way

1621
01:00:42,470 --> 01:00:40,559
it's like at least be cool but there are

1622
01:00:44,630 --> 01:00:42,480
some kids who are like seven eight years

1623
01:00:46,390 --> 01:00:44,640
old and they're like legit like

1624
01:00:48,150 --> 01:00:46,400
you know they're kind and they respect

1625
01:00:50,230 --> 01:00:48,160
their elders but a lot of these people i

1626
01:00:52,150 --> 01:00:50,240
don't know let me talk to your mother

1627
01:00:53,990 --> 01:00:52,160
yeah i ask them if i can [\h__\h] their

1628
01:00:59,030 --> 01:00:54,000
mother spend pics

1629
01:01:01,829 --> 01:01:00,309
all right we're gonna get out of here

1630
01:01:03,589 --> 01:01:01,839
people we're gonna we're gonna go we'll

1631
01:01:05,670 --> 01:01:03,599
be back on wednesday i believe sticking

1632
01:01:07,990 --> 01:01:05,680
a hole here it'll be on the behind the

1633
01:01:09,510 --> 01:01:08,000
schemes podcast on

1634
01:01:11,270 --> 01:01:09,520
sunday tomorrow yeah what are you guys

1635
01:01:12,549 --> 01:01:11,280
talking about i have no idea so

1636
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blueberry if you're listening let me

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know

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uh what we're talking about and if i

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need to bring anything

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a bunch of tarot cards bring those

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reading every show oh really

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okay well i'd be i'd be curious about

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that

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stuff so i want to know i want to be

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helpful i want to participate i want to

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get involved

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so let me know

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to obdmpod.com there's uh plenty of

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links there to

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posting articles and interacting with

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daniel polito oh yes daniel florida

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what about

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todd nickerson i don't have todd

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nickerson up i have vlog knickers

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pete and his dad i got that one that's

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my favorite pito peter

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i'll bring up uh i'll do todd i can get

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todd real quick

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he says it in such a a firm pronounced

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way

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come on to see

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me todd [\h__\h] todd nickerson

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well we have to remember that that was

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wet slate or something defending

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pedophilia that's a lot maybe

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yeah like pedophiles are cool it's all

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good

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yeah they didn't seem to love ray apps

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here right next we'll do a profile on

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a not negative psychological impact

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that covert has had on the public yeah

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i think it's vitamin

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biden what

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they had the phenomenal impact they they

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certainly did not a joke

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not out of jug people hey thank you

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everyone

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[Music]

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thank you both to uh

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everyone

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well we'll do a drawbridge of donations

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soon and read some emails and all that

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kind of stuff so thank you uh thank you

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crazy thank you joe shoplego everyone

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keep watching the skis

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hello baby hey check it out baby

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no more no more

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[Applause]

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[Music]

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